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Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

mishasminions:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

rachelreine:

i won’t let this meme die

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

dayum-africaaaa:

tashabilities:

blackfoxx:

ravonderelle:

OMG! Lmfao! He threw his purse! you know he was scared!

So I wasnt going to reblog this until I saw the last frame where he threw his bag at him! I literally cant breathe right now!

Chucky woulda got fucked the fuck up fuckin with me!

PLEASE let me see the video to this shit!!!

(video)

Anonymous said: What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents