My mom got me a 75 minute massage as a gift, I spent the whole time thinking how I could be home playing skyrim and eating a pizza since I was starving. I’m so unfeminine XD
This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”